eMpTy Minds Radio #316 (01-27-2017)

Here’s a message for the motorist who does not feel that his car is performing as well as it should. It may sputter and jerk at starting. It may buck when you step down hard on the accelerator. It may be logy on the hills. Now, it is possible that you may need the services of a mechanic. But, before you consult him, make this test. Fill your tank with Rio Grande Cracked with petro-ethyl, the dependable performance of which is responsible for its demand by police and fire departments. Then put your car through its paces, and while you do so — please enjoy EMR episode #316!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

My chest is like a bombed-
_out city – hollow, empty 
_and full of debris. My eyes
_won’t even open. If I could,
_I would take your hand away

_from here. But your wrist is

_chained to mine. Where we 
_are is who I am. I remember
_sleeping in, bathed in light,
_sleeping deep. Lost in each
_other’s embrace, like pieces
_to a puzzle we never could
_complete. I remember your
_city...

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