eMpTy Minds Radio #296 (09-09-2016)

Ting. Ting. Ting. The raindrops knockin’ on the metal roof across the way stirred him awake. Jimmy sat up. It was a hot one – the mercury hadn’t been south of ninety-five all day, and the darkness wasn’t correcting the situation. Sweat rolled over his forehead, down his nose. He licked the salty dribble off of his upper lip. THWIP! The roll shade blew it’s gasket and sprung wide open, and his face was illuminated in a ghostly glow from the sizzling red neon lettering above the metal roof. W-E-M-R. All day, all night – radio done right.  Enjoy episode 296!

YOUR HOST: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

I like beer ’cause it is good. I
_drink beer because I should. If 
_there was a song to sing, I sing 
_it and beer you bring. I drink
_beer when I am sad, ’cause the
_beer it makes me glad. Now

_there’s nothing left to say. So,
_let’s go drink beer.

EM NEWS
– Angry Girlfriend Sets Fire To
_Wrong Car
– Crazy Robbery Ends In Hazzard

– Woman Dies of Corndog
_Inhalation
One Bottle, Several Shots

– Trees Cause Crime
– Scamee Extraordinaire
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Lost Doctor Resurrected 

– For The Record (Vinyl’s Rise)
– A special Cinema PaulieDiso
– Hostetter, UHF, Biel

– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We Watched +
_tons more

ETCETERA
– Jerry’s Happy Note x2
– Ten Laughable TV Ad Products
– So much more, your head will spin!