A footstep sounded in the stillness of the empty room. Devereux turned. “Good evening,” said a suave voice. Who – who are you?” demanded Devereux. “You don’t remember me?” said the suave voice, mockingly. “You can’t be – EMR!” gasped Devereux. The other laughed. “I am eMpTy Minds Radio in the flesh,” it said. Devereux reached for the telephone. “I wouldn’t touch that if I were you,” warned the podcasting entity. He stepped to the wall and flicked on the lights. Their radiance flooded the room. Devereux noticed that his adversary was armed but with wit and wisdom, and damned be the stupidity of the world on this night. Enjoy two-seventy-nine!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR GNUs MAN: JERRY
“Out in the shiny night, the rain
_was softly falling. The tracks
_that ran down the boulevard,
_had all been washed away. Out
_of the silver light, the past
_came softly calling. And I
_remember the times we spent,
_inside the sad cafe.“
EM NEWS
– Corn Scalp Challenge
– I Got Guns & I Can Sue Like A
_Fucking Retard
– Snake Loving Idiot On Death Bed
– Tea Leaves & Other Goodies
– Teaching A Young Dog Bad Tricks
– Local Ties To Transylvania?
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Corresponding No More
– Jessica Jones Does It Old School
– Death-Chem On Set
– Schallert, McAvoy, Tomita, Stewart
– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Jerry presents The Fantastic Friday Food Quiz Thing
– Several of our favorite Friday The 13th memes (on our FB page)
– So much more, your head will spin!
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