eMpTy Minds Radio #273 (04-01-2016)

We know it seems quite possible that EMR would try to pull some sort of stunt, being that it is April Fool’s Day and all. But it is just not in our nature to do so. What is in our nature on this Friday, is that which is true every Friday — to call out the idiots and the assholes of world. To shame them for their bullshit and have a hell of a good time doing it. Won’t you ride along for episode two-seven-three? We thought you might. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

Or take me to LA in Spring – 
_beaches roar in your blue eyes.
_Dig the sky for your diamond

_smile. Movies made and awards
_won. Or take me to 60s Saigon.
_You are my queen and only gun.
_Aodai silk waves our blue Vespa,
_Your perfect skin against my
_scars.

EM NEWS
– Navy Captain Is Golden Ass
– Walgreens Terrorist
– Snoop D-O Double Commentator
– May Their Damaged Paddle Always
_Guide Them
– USGS Getting Lube Ready To Fuck
_Thieves
– Hey…Join The Club!
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso pulls one over on the man

– Regal Transportation For Landlubbers
– Shitting On The Shat
– Props, Patty Duke, Latin Art, Deal

– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– A Mad Dog Update
– The EMR April Fool’s Day Super Quiz Thing
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– It’s Read S-E-X-X-Y
– So much more, your head will spin!