eMpTy Minds Radio #257 (12-11-2015)

Marley was dead: to begin with. There’s no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. The EMR crew signed it: and their name was good upon ‘Change, for anything they chose to put their hands to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. The EMR crew knew he was dead? Of course they did. EMR and Marley were partners for I don’t know how many years.  Welcome to episode 257.  Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney,
_stuck in my chimney, stuck in my 
_chimney.  Santa Claus got stuck in

_my chimney, when he came last
_year. There he was in the middle of
_the chimney – not quite up and not
_quite down…

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– High Profile Body Dump
– Way Up His Ass #7
– These Scarves Are Not Lost
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso…with a sense of intrigue

– Amazon Ups Their Game
– Asshole of The World Buys Album
– Jon Stewart temporarily takes over Daily Show
– Mary Tyler Moore house, Wayward Pines, MadTV
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Minnesota Vice – the annual Christmas gift from Cousin Todd
– A special holiday message and challenge from Clamboy
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!