eMpTy Minds Radio #253 (11-13-2015)

We just had Halloween a couple weeks ago, and now for some reason we get Friday The 13th. SPOOKY!  Or perhaps it means nothing – a left over relic of a crazy religious time.  A time not all that long ago when elevators were designed without a thirteenth-floor.  Why is a Friday the 13th more mysterious than a Wednesday The 13th?  Thirteen is the culprit here, correct? Who knows? We know only one thing – despite the day it falls on, epsiode #253 will bring you nothing but good luck.  Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian
_Hotel. I was staring in my empty 
_coffee cup. I was thinking that the 

_gypsy wasn’t lyin’. All the salty 
_margaritas in Los Angeles – I’m gonna
_drink ’em up. 
And if California slides
_into the ocean, like the mystics and
_statistics say it will, I predict this motel
_will be standing, until I pay my bill.

EM NEWS
– Starbucks Killed Jesus Again
– McBeatdown On McCustomer
– All Anyone Can Eat…Forever
– Choose Your Own Bible Adventure
– Microwave Portal To Rural Backwater
– This Guy’s A Real Schmoozer
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– The Not Too Distant Future

– Geffen Gives A Gift
– Gunnar Hansen, Allen Toussaint, Walking Dead
– Cinema PaulieDiso – another one “in the can”
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons
_more

ETCETERA
– Trivia Mafia’s Tournament of Champions Top Six
– A veritable shit ton of randomness
– Fair share of our hysterical technical difficulties
– So much more, your head will spin!