eMpTy Minds Radio #135 (08-09-2013)

If you and your family are going to be in the Los Angeles area and would like be contestants on the Family Feud, please mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to: The Family Feud, 4000 West Alameda Ave, Burbank, CA 91505.  Seriously?  Family Feud without Richard “Newkirk” Dawson?  Give us a fucking break!  Get help, and for god’s sake do not tell your therapist you listen to EMR.  Enjoy #135…two more hours of life that you won’t get back.  We can, however, sell them back to you for a modest fee.

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER
: JERRY

Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumber
_less.  Dearest, the shadows I live with
_are numberless.  Little white flowers
_will never awaken you.  Not where the
_black coach of sorrow has taken you


EM NEWS
– Please don’t fuck…against the windows
– Hey! Info-Warriors need love too
– The Swedish garbage shortage
– This would NOT make your connection faster
– Nessie loses Christian publishing status
– Tons more EM News

MENTALTAINMENT
– Flag VS Black Flag – so NOT Punk
– DMC is gonna kick some shitty Hip-Hop ass
– A victory against the evil Pink Slime
– “Dancing Bear” man dead at 86
– Bunches of other Mentaltainment stuff!

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Amazon Art
– Darwin Award Winning Trivia
– The Mystery Dum Dum of The Week
– More on tonight’s theme
– And a whole lot more