eMpTy Minds Radio #127 (06-14-2013)

EMR would like to take this opportunity to recommend high quality beer, liquor and single malt scotch along with quality cigars to enhance your summertime enjoyment.  Don’t be a cheapskate at your own expense.  We also recommend episode 127, which…is…actually…free. So, uh…spend money on the other stuff.  Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER: JERRY
YOUR SOUND BABE: NIKI

…he has a router and a table saw, and you  _won’t believe what Mr. Sticha saw.  _There’s poison under the sink, of course.  _But there’s also enough formaldehyde to  _choke a horse.

EM NEWS
– Once, twice, three times the arson…
– Totally wasted bowling chaperone
– Cop shoots kitties & traumatizes kiddies
– The clergy now into underage of either sex
– These fucking hall monitors! No, seriously…
– Prank gets fighter escort, mini-van mistake & more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Myron caught a load of standups
– Two film giants predict massive collapse & restructure
– Michael Douglas leaves us with a zinger
– Two crappy films you definitely should never see
– We missed the Milkmen, Birthdays & lots of other shit

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Let’s Talk NSA
– A happy birthday surprise visit
– 10 toys that never should have been
– Memes, Fuckin’ Correction & gobs of endless chatter