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eMpTy Minds Radio #670

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Standing at the station, wait-
_ing for the train to appear. I
_got a picture of my baby who
_left me and a bag full of
_Christmas cheer. Come on,
_come on, come on, Christmas
_Train. Come on, come on,
_Come on, Christmas Train.
_Sun gonna set on the station
_and the hours are ticking
_away. I wrote a hundred
_times to Santa, but there’s
_one more train today. Come
_on, come on, come on,
_Christmas Train..“

EM NEWS
– Balls To The Mall
– Powder Puff
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Legionaires
– Lear, Gelbart, Joon
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– EMR Presents Weird Fucking Inventions
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #669

“The vacuum cleaner has no
_name. It has no name. The
_vacuum cleaner has no name.
_It has no name. The vacuum
_cleaner has no name. The
_vacuum cleaner will remain
_among the things without a
_name. Without a name at
_all. The mirror there, it
_makes no sense. It makes
_no sense. The mirror there,
_it makes no sense. It makes
_no sense…“

EM NEWS
– H2UhOh!
– Sushi Brains
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the help is creepy
– Kroft, Perry, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) NOT TONIGHT
– The Initials Game
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #668

“I drive that old Peugeot, but
_I can’t speak French. I carry
_jumper cables. I carry a
_wrench. Well, it skips when
_it’s raining and it stalls when
_it’s dry. And the damn thing
_blew up on the Fourth of
_July. Whippie tye aye eh.
_Parlez vous Francais?
_Whippie tye aye yo. Would
_you fix my Peugeot?“

EM NEWS
– Gangster Bird Unites Town
– Deadly Nature
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s hear it for the boy!
– Park, Ackland, Dominguez
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) NOT TONIGHT
– The EMR Twisted Company Name Game
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Tech Turkeys)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #667

“Listen to by the walls. We
_share the same spaces,
_repeated in the corridors.
_Performing the same move-
_ments. Story to story,
_building to building, street
_to street. We pass each
_other on the stairs. Story
_to story. Building to build-
_ing, street to street. We
_pass each other on the
_stairs…“

EM NEWS
– Pink Pond Not Lame Publicity Stunt
– Great Balls of Fire, Not For Neal
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Gabba, Gabba, Hey!
– Lee, Peart, Lifeson
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Great Butter Fire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #666

“Crash and burn. All the stars
_explode tonight. How’d you
_get so desperate? How’d you
_stay alive? Help me please.
_Burn the sorrow from your
_eyes. Oh come on, be
_alive again. Don’t lay down
_and die. Hey, hey, you know
_what to do. Oh, baby, drive
_away from Malibu…“

EM NEWS
– Mooning of An Asteroid
– The Educated Devil
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — all about the brothers
– Tarantino, Breslin, Eckhart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s You Can’t Unsee It! (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #665

“Realign all the stars above my
_head. Warning signs travel
_far. I drink instead, on my
_own. Oh, how I’ve known
_the battle scars and worn out
_beds. Gentle now a tender
_breeze blows, whispers
_through a Gran Torino. Whist-
_-ling another tired song.
_Engines hum and bitter
_dreams grow. Heart locked in
_a Gran Torino…“

EM NEWS
– Are We Saving Time or Wasting Time?
– Tasty, Tasty
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is a total scam
– Scorsese, Butler, Cranston
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – NOT TONIGHT
– Even More Fucked Up Children’s Books (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #664 – Big Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPOOKTACULAR GUEST: CLAMBOY

“White on white, translucent
_black capes. Back on the rack,
_Bela Lugosi’s dead. The bats
_have left the bell tower, the
_victims have been bled. Red
_velvet lines the black box,
_Bela Lugosi’s dead. Bela
_Lugosi’s dead. Undead. Un-
_dead. Undead. Undead.…“

EM NEWS
– No Joke, They Croak
– Just The Tip
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Isle of creepiness
– Johnson, Radcliffe, Holmes
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– A creepy Analog Head-Trip
– Daryl from Beaverdale shares a scary story
– Clamboy’s EMR Horror Movie Trivia
– New Halloween music from Hidden Falls
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #663

“Off through the new day’s mist
_I run. Off from the new day’s
_mist I’ve come. I hunt, there-
_fore I am. Harvest the land.
_Taking of the fallen lamb.
_Shape shift, nose to the wind.
_Shape shift, feeling I’ve been.
_Move swift, all senses clean.
_Earth’s gift, back to the mean-
_ing of life. Bright is the moon,
_high in starlight. Chill is the
_air, cold as steel tonight. We
_shift, call of the wild…“

EM NEWS
– The Traveling Shitberries
– Fuck Your Throat!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a damned double-feature
– Caine, Helwig, Green
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Odd Halloween Costumes 2023 (pics on our FB pages)
– Paulie has a double Fuck Off! rant
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #662

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: T.D. MISCHKE

“I’m the invisible man. I’m the
_invisible man. Incredible how
_you can see right through me.
_When you hear a sound that
_you just can’t place. Feel
_something move that you
_just can’t trace. When some-
_thing sits on the end of your
_bed, don’t turn around when
_you hear me tread. I’m the
_invisible man. I’m the invi-
_sible man. Incredible how
_you can see right through me.
_I’m the invisible man. I’m
_the invisible man. It’s
_criminal how I can see right
_through you…“

EM NEWS
– The phenomena of Friday The 13th
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — both born & passing in the same metropolis
– Mann, Driver, Grammer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with T.D. Mischke about everything, including his brand new book
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #661

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY

“Yes, yes, I know you’re hungry.
_Ah…and here comes dinner.
_Feed my Frankenstein. Well
_I ain’t evil, I’m just good
_lookin’. Start a little fire and
_baby start cookin’. But I don’t
_want pizza. I’ll blown down
_your house and them I’m
_gonna eat ya. Bring you to a
_simmer, right on time. Run
_my greasy fingers up your
_greasy spine…“

EM NEWS
– Have You Ever Felt The Need For A Bagel?
– Are Those Crocodile Tears?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — fuckin’ freaky, man
– Zaentz, Wahlberg, Lovato
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Twisted Company Name Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

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