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eMpTy Minds Radio #644

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

From the backdoor of your
_life you swept me out, dear.
_In bread-line of your dreams
_I lost my place. At the table
_
of your love I got the brush
_
off. At the Indianapolis of
_your heat I lost the race. I’ve

_been washed down the sink

_of your conscience. In the
_theater of your love I lost my
_part. And you say you’ve
_gotten me out of your system.
_I’ve been flushed from the
_bathroom of your heart…

EM NEWS
– Rolling Thunder
– Dig A Hole
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — squad room antics
– Hagar, Grohl, Stahl
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip get personal
– Podcast Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #643

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Domo arigato, Misuta Robotto.
_You’re wondering who I am.
_Machine or mannequin. With
_parts made in Japan. I am
_
the modern man. I’ve got a
_
secret I’ve been hiding,
_under my skin. My heart is

_human. My blood is boiling.

_My brain IBM. So, if you see
_me acting strangely, don’t be
_surprised. I’m just man who
_needed someone, and some-
_where to hide…

EM NEWS
– Seriously, This Shit Is Easy
– Holy Shit! Now, That’s A Whataburger!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — jungle comradery
– Baldwin, Anderson, Coppola
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current So-Cal location)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass talks back up
– More Awful Bar Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #642

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I live my life like there’s no
_tomorrow. And all I’ve got I
_had to steal. Least I don’t
_need to beg or borrow. Yes,
_
I’m living at a pace that
_
kills. Oh yeah, I’m runnin’
_with the devil. Runnin’

_with the devil. I found the

_simple life ain’t so simple.
_When I jumped out on that
_road…

EM NEWS
– What A Low-Life
– Ze Mystery Tremors
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — rost in transration
– Benjamin, Brown, Tyler
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current So-Cal location)
– Awful, Awful, Awful …Walks Into A Bar Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #641

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn
_to? You give me something I
_can hold onto. I know you’ll
_think I’m like the others
_
before, who saw your name
_
and number on the wall.
_Jenny, I’ve got your number.

_I need to make you mine.

_Jenny, don’t change that
_number — eight-six-seven-
_five-three-oh-nine…

EM NEWS
– Help! Somebody Help Me!
– Beer Me
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — bordering on insanity
– Sajak, White, Stern
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #640

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

After dark, the pandas stalk.
_Nightmare creatures with
_black hearts. Ravenous
_teeth that glow in the dark.
_
Feasting on bums that sleep
_
in the park. The pandas are
_coming, so hide under your

_beds. The pandas are coming,

_they’ll rip your ass to shreds.
_The pandas are coming to rip
_off your head…

EM NEWS
– The Galactic Gobble
– Pour Me Another Round, Kid
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — off this week
– Stallone, Welliver, Connelly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Initials Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #639

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Too big? Too small? Size does
_matter after all. Too big? Too
_small? It could be a little big-
_ger. Mercedes-Benz and the
_
motorway; going abroad
_
alone. Travel. Travel. Driving
_pleasure. I just want fun, not

_to fall in love. Just a little bit.

_Just a little, bitch. You have
_a pussy, I have a dick. So,
_what’s the problem? Let’s do
_it quick. So, take me now
_before it’s too late. Life’s
_too short, so I can’t wait.
_Take me now. Don’t you see?
_I can’t get laid in Germany.
_Too short? Too tall? Doesn’t
_matter – one size fits all. Too
_big. Too small…

EM NEWS
– Sun’s Out. Buns out.
– When The Sucking Sucks
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — retrieving an egg
– Ellroy, Witherspoon, Carlyle
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Did You Hear The One About Jokes – The Final Insult
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #638

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Well, it’s show time…I’m
_feelin’ fine. Been drinkin’
_whiskey all day…in a stripper
_bar ready for hot T&A. Dirty
_
li’l lady throwin’ down in my
_
face, show me all the things
_you can do. Gimme a taste of

_your animal grace. The things

_you’ll do for a dollar bill or
_two. When you’re lyin’ on the
_floor spread eagle…

EM NEWS
– Giant Devil’s Chocolate Bar
– Rats – Out of The Cellar
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –making the grade
– Swift, Sands, Fingers
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Even More Shower Thoughts
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #637

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

You yell out in defiance;
_you’re backed up against the
_wall. They’re up there
_clutching their guns, and it
_
makes you feel real small.
_
So, you can cuss, spit, throw
_bottles — broken glass. But

_it all ends up with handcuffs

_on your hands. You run
_around and spray paint;
_graffiti on everybody’s wall.
_You think that’s bitchin’,
_man. That ain’t nothin’ at
_all! So, you can cuss, spit,
_throw bottles — broken
_glass. But it ends up with
_a swift kick to your ass…

EM NEWS
– Bus Driver Going Stag
– Now That’s A Big Monkey
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — they’re good, but not extraordinary
– Bettinelli-Olpin, Seinfeld, Biel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Horrible “Did You Hear The One About…” Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #636

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

Am gonna tell you what make
_my dick different from the
_rest y’all dick. Guys, I believe
_my dick can fly. Oh, I believe
_
my balls can testify. All the
_
good pussy that has come my
_way. And I bitchly fuck both

_night and day. I believe my

_dick can fly. Oh, listen and
_I’ll tell you why. Banging up
_body makes my dick want
_to rumble…

EM NEWS
– Now That’s A Tasty-uh Meatball-uh
– Double The Clean
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — “I see nearly dead people…”
– Curtis, King, Jones
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Horrible “Did You Hear The One About…” Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #635

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When I get high, I get high
_on speed. Top fuel funny
_car’s a drug for me. My
_heart. My heart. Kick start
_
my heart. Always got the
_
cops comin’ after me.
_Custom built bike doing 103.

_My heart, my heart. Kick-

_start my heart. Oh…are
_you ready, girls? Oh…are
_you ready now? Whoa…
_yeah. Kick start my heart,
_give it a start. Whoa…yeah,
_baby. Whoa…yeah, kick start
_my heart, hope it never stops.
_Whoa…yeah, baby.

EM NEWS
– Now That’s A Tasty-uh Meatball-uh
– Double The Clean
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — psycho with a camcorder
– Burkett, Funk, Hawk
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk to The Colonel live (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Outrageous Signs (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!